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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 18.06.2025 23:47

What movies have not aged well?

Live and Let Die

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Diamonds Are Forever

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

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From Russia With Love

The Man with the Golden Gun

Moonraker

What is the problem between Turkey and Greece?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Goldfinger

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-J W Pepper

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Is Obito Uchiha redeemable?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Why does Christianity push reconciliation after a partner cheats? Mine had a 7-year affair with someone half my age. He cheated and lied. He is not the same to me.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-”Ah so!”

-”She is very sexyful!”

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You Only Live Twice

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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Octopussy

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

A View to a Kill

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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Dr No

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-All the bad guys are black.